Carbon Credits

Ok, so NWO takes over , decides now that the carbon scheme is in full swing, lets add the 40% extra carbon dioxide that human respiration creates into account with the other forms of human carbon emissions and start charging people for breathing .

Considering the average active human creates about 500kg of carbon dioxide a year , you will need a carbon credit every 2 years or so. ( 3 if your a coach potato, lazy good for nothin..... )

So rather than stack air ( i think we need a 'relyable' gubmint feasability study for this one guys & girls ) i think buying 50 odd carbon credits should cover you for life.
trading section of www.carbonstackers.com ( @ $30 a tonne that's $1500 )

So then when their is no money for you to pay them with when they come knocking for your breath tax you can politely fart , give them the finger , and tell them you've paid for your air in advance.

Sounds more illogical than before i wrote it but I guess that's the point.
It's the shtf section after all so i guess it would classify.

"Illogical" never got in the way of the government

gubment sayz: "lllogical? whats that?"
gubment respondz: "don't worry citizens were putting a tax on lllogical because its costing everybody a whole lot of money!"
gubment queriez: "what are we going to spend all of that extra tax money on?"
gubment answerz: "waffles! tasty waffles!"

You sound familiar???

Dogmatic wrote:You sound familiar???

I'll give you a clue! gubment.

We all new that one day they would work out a way to tax the air we breath.
Some may have thought it a joke, but alas the day has come and the joke is on us