conversation starters

Why im an ignorant sexist
Have i done this one already?

Ok how about the oppression of mandatory cunnulingus?
This is a topic close to my heart.
I once almost got cunnulingus raped. Had to wear a neck brace for 6 weeks after my refusal to comply.

The Pope wrote:Ok how about the oppression of mandatory cunnulingus?
This is a topic close to my heart.
I once almost got cunnulingus raped. Had to wear a neck brace for 6 weeks after my refusal to comply.

Geez pope I thought you were more cunnuling than that.

Well that conversation starter died.

Paranoid has been forced to quit the fledgling site by his rabbi , under threat of having to pay retail from now on if he doesn't.

how about computerised voices that are polite?
That really shits me for some reason.
I dont need to be thanked by a computer.
just give me the information .

The Pope wrote:how about computerised voices that are polite?
That really shits me for some reason.
I dont need to be thanked by a computer.
just give me the information .

What will the dynamic duo do next? Listen again same time same station.

Tethlon wrote:

The Pope wrote:how about computerised voices that are polite?
That really shits me for some reason.
I dont need to be thanked by a computer.
just give me the information .

What will the dynamic duo do next? Listen again same time same station.

Can we make it a trio ? I go away for a week of debauchery & get forgotton

FREE SPEECH wrote:

Tethlon wrote:

The Pope wrote:how about computerised voices that are polite?
That really shits me for some reason.
I dont need to be thanked by a computer.
just give me the information .

What will the dynamic duo do next? Listen again same time same station.

Can we make it a trio ? I go away for a week of debauchery & get forgotton

I thought I saw your name in the obituary column.

FREE SPEECH wrote:

Tethlon wrote:

The Pope wrote:how about computerised voices that are polite?
That really shits me for some reason.
I dont need to be thanked by a computer.
just give me the information .

What will the dynamic duo do next? Listen again same time same station.

Can we make it a trio ? I go away for a week of debauchery & get forgotton

Jeezus you talk shyte.

As if you would have a week of debauchery.

Admin wrote:

FREE SPEECH wrote:

Tethlon wrote:

The Pope wrote:how about computerised voices that are polite?
That really shits me for some reason.
I dont need to be thanked by a computer.
just give me the information .

What will the dynamic duo do next? Listen again same time same station.

Can we make it a trio ? I go away for a week of debauchery & get forgotton

I thought I saw your name in the obituary column.

Yeah yeah sure sure that was your own name can you see the future ?

Paranoid wrote:

FREE SPEECH wrote:

Tethlon wrote:

The Pope wrote:how about computerised voices that are polite?
That really shits me for some reason.
I dont need to be thanked by a computer.
just give me the information .

What will the dynamic duo do next? Listen again same time same station.

Can we make it a trio ? I go away for a week of debauchery & get forgotton

Jeezus you talk shyte.

As if you would have a week of debauchery.

You can only dream about having my life ... keep baking bread it seems to be a highlight of your life

FREE SPEECH wrote:

You can only dream about having my wife ... keep baking bread it seems to be a highlight of your life

Mate, this is not the place. I thought I made it clear the other day.

Paranoid wrote:

FREE SPEECH wrote:

You can only dream about having my wife ... keep baking bread it seems to be a highlight of your life

Mate, this is not the place. I thought I made it clear the other day.

& I told you it was ok to have my wife its my cute gf that you cant have

Hasn't the place livened up since you got home? FFS i've had that dickhead pope and slippery old teflon to deal with while you been away. Thank god you are back.

Paranoid wrote: Hasn't the place livened up since you got home? FFS i've had that dickhead pope and slippery old teflon to deal with while you been away. Thank god you are back.

Yeah you guys have been busy typing away until you got a cramp . I logged on & actually read all the posts . it was a marathon .

You actually read them?

Paranoid wrote:You actually read them?

I thought they were more like convo-stoppers.

Homosexual lisps and nodders.
Men who have attained power in communist Australia, not through their own talents and enterprise, but by climbing the ladder in institutions and corporations- now act effete.

Am I the only one who has noticed this development?
And worse than the effete lisp or the nodding when they listen , is the utter lack of foundation for any decision. Its always concensus rather than principle.

I don;t think anyone knows what principles are anymore.I don't think I even know myself.
We are floating on the winds of moral fashion. And the wind is coming from the devils arse.

I don't like men.

Men who when they make a point, clutch their fist and pretend to hammer it down for emphasis. All the time, holding their thumb on top of their closed fingers, instead of down the side of the clenched fingers as if one was going to punch the shit out of say, a tethlon.

It looks faggoty.

Thats how I type.
Probably why i make alof of typos. But im just that adamant.

I just realised all my conversation starters were things I don't like.
The negativity of my conersation starters is probably why they died.

So I'll try something I do like.
Whining about stuff I don't like gives me alot of pleasure.

The Pope wrote:
Whining about stuff I don't like gives me alot of pleasure.

Here here. I also like to whine about stuff I like but I think is not right. Eg, the weather.

Well you have to listern tio anymore of that today cos I just banned em!

Admin wrote:Well you have to listern tio anymore of that today cos I just banned em!

whos em ? what did he do to get banned ?

the only thing I could do to get banned is spamming
or
toadying to the investors.
And even then it would require a meeting of the board before sentence is carried out.

This is an outrage!

To ARMS MEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't even post sobchack''s rules for 7 days.
Please google- youtube sobchack's rules

Paranoid wrote: Hasn't the place livened up since you got home? FFS i've had that dickhead pope and slippery old teflon to deal with while you been away. Thank god you are back.

That'll be enough of the old unless you to want to be locked out!