Travelling Tips

These tips are so good, I've posted them on that other forum. I'm sure "the pumpkin eater" will thank me.


Travelling Tip No. 1:

For those intending to travel the east coast of Qld this winter, buy a can of WD-40 before your trip. When you arrive at your destination and you are looking to kill 15-16 hours, you can use the WD-40 to remove all the tar spots from your car's paint job.

Travelling Tip No. 2:

If traveling during the day, allow up to an extra 2 hours because of roadworks between Brisbane and Rockhampton. I have not travelled further north lately so I don't know what the roads are like up north.


Travelling Tip No. 3:

The cops target the 90 km/hour crash zones between Gin Gin and the Sunshine Coast. Even at 11:00pm at night, the Highway patrol fulfill the needs of the Treasury pulling over motorists who wish to donate to the State's coffers.

Travelling Tip No. 4:

The further north from Brisbane you travel, the greater the police presence. Eventually when you arrive in your destination at Rockhampton (god knows why?), you will observe there are more police cars on the road than citizens.

Queensland is on the brink of civil war.
Its the heart of any resistance to this takeover of our country.

I spoke to a guy who was stopped at a police roadblock out in the country,
Police were searching everyone's car for weapons.

Exciting things are happening around you paranoid, and you're refusal to believe in anything is costing you the entertainment of watching it unfold.

Travelling tip No 5

Dont go to QLD !!!!

Travelling Tip No. 6
Do not pick up any hitchiker weighing more than 71 kg

Paranoid wrote:Travelling Tip No. 6
Do not pick up any hitchiker weighing more than 71 kg

Or partake in any of his/her cookies

Travelling Tip No. 7

Make the hitchhiker drive, while you suck on a cask of Port.

travelling tip # 648 Always take enough money for a decent hooker incase its a crap place . At least you will have one good memory.

FREE SPEECH wrote:travelling tip # 648 Always take enough money for a decent hooker incase its a crap place . At least you will have one good memory.

With my luck I'd end up with a tranny. I used to say "if it was raining fannies, I'd pick up a cock.

Tethlon wrote:

FREE SPEECH wrote:travelling tip # 648 Always take enough money for a decent hooker incase its a crap place . At least you will have one good memory.

With my luck I'd end up with a tranny. I used to say "if it was raining fannies, I'd pick up a cock.

& that is why you need to go the gusset rub b4 you pay